I don't think brook has ever known best
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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