Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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