"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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