You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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