I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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