If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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