Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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