they need to just BURY HIM!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Is it because I queefed?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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