5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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