How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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