so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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