I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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