So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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