new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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