There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
