that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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