I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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