remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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