I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
