did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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