I can't breathe out the right side of my face
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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