Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Never let your siblings swipe right.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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