Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I need moral support for this bender
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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