erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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