ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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