im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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