You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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