It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just invented taco cereal.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
