My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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