I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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