haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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