help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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