We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
tonight lets celebrate not being married
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
