have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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