i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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