Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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