What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
is it fun? or sober?
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