i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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