just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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