so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We have started to decorate penises.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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