So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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