Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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