Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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