My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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