Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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