Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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