I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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