your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Are we still banned from the library?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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