I showed him my bush... on skype.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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