I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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