just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she looked like the before picture.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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