Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Randomize
