Only a mothe r could love this liver
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize