I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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