butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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