Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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